Little Johnny's teacher said, "Johnny, your essay on your dog is exactly the same as your sister's."
"Did you copy hers?" she asked.
Johnny replied, "No, teacher, it's the same dog!"
Yo Mama house so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo Mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her.
I hope there is a fireman around, cause you're smokin!
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
What are the three rings of marriage? Engagement ring, Wedding ring and Suffering.
Chuck Norris recently tried a pogo stick for the first time... the recovery effort continues in Haiti.
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
A Polish man is hired to paint the lines on the road. On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed. But, the second day he painted just five, and on the third day, he painted only one mile of the road. Disappointed, his boss asks what the problem is. The Polish man replies, "Well sir, every day I have to walk farther and farther to get back to the paint bucket."
A lady had a nightmare one night and woke her husband up. "Quick!" she said. "My husband is coming back!"
Her husband JUMPED out of bed, quickly put on his clothes, and ran to the door. Just as he was opening the door, he stopped and said, "Wait! This is MY house!"
Super Bowl? Is that for a really big salad?
How many Dell Support Technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Ring-ring... ring-ring... ring-ring...
How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? There's white-out on the screen.
How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? There's writing on the white-out.
Yo Mama so poor that when burglars break into her house they leave money.
Empty your pockets! I swore you just stole my heart!
