An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
A bear walked into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer...... and some of those peanuts." The bartender asked, "Why the big pause?"
John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "Hey, have you heard the latest Polack joke?" The bartender replied, coldly, "No. And I'll have you know I'm Polish." That's O.K.," said the man, "I'll talk slow."
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