Super Bowl? Is that for a really big salad?
A lady had a nightmare one night and woke her husband up. "Quick!" she said. "My husband is coming back!"
Her husband JUMPED out of bed, quickly put on his clothes, and ran to the door. Just as he was opening the door, he stopped and said, "Wait! This is MY house!"
Little Johnny's teacher said, "Johnny, your essay on your dog is exactly the same as your sister's."
"Did you copy hers?" she asked.
Johnny replied, "No, teacher, it's the same dog!"
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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