How do you know there's a Polack at a cockfight?
There's a duck in the ring.
How do you know there's an Italian at that cockfight?
Someone bet on the duck.
How do you know the mafia's at that cockfight?
The duck wins.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist!
A Polish man is hired to paint the lines on the road. On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed. But, the second day he painted just five, and on the third day, he painted only one mile of the road. Disappointed, his boss asks what the problem is. The Polish man replies, "Well sir, every day I have to walk farther and farther to get back to the paint bucket."
A Polish man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets.
"You mean you fought like that for 57 cents?" asked one of the muggers incredulously. "Is that all you wanted?" moaned the Pole. "I thought you were after the $400 in my shoe!"
A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "Hey, have you heard the latest Polack joke?" The bartender replied, coldly, "No. And I'll have you know I'm Polish." That's O.K.," said the man, "I'll talk slow."
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