Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
A lady had a nightmare one night and woke her husband up. "Quick!" she said. "My husband is coming back!"
Her husband JUMPED out of bed, quickly put on his clothes, and ran to the door. Just as he was opening the door, he stopped and said, "Wait! This is MY house!"
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
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