What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories.
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. They hide on a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags. The first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it. She says, "Meow." The cop confirms that it is just a cat. The second cop pokes the bag with the redhead in it. She says, "Woof." The cop says that it is just a dog. The third cop pokes the bag with the blonde in it. She says in her sweetest voice, "Potato."
What do you call an eternity? Four blondes at a four way stop.
How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? There's white-out on the screen.
How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? There's writing on the white-out.
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
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