Yo Mama's so fat, Christopher Columbus claimed her as the new world.
Yo Mama's so stupid she used a real mouse to use the computer.
Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.
Yo Mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials!
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo Mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo Mama's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
Yo Mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change radio stations.
Yo Mama so poor that when burglars break into her house they leave money.
Yo Mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her.
Yo Mama house so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama's so fat she causes gravitational lensing.
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