Super Bowl? Is that for a really big salad?
About a month ago, I got a cactus, and a week later, it died. I got really depressed because I was like, damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
My friend is a heroine addict. He needs to sleep with women who have saved someone's life before.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
<< previous next >>
